What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What defines the k'vanna of the Book of בראשית?

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

Why is there so much free porn on the internet?

You Only Live Twice

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why is watching a man and a woman have sex considered perverted? It's how we all got here, it's what we do, I say if you want to watch porn then carry on!

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How did Neo defeat the architect at the end of The Matrix: Reloaded? Was it solely due to his belief in himself or were there other factors at play?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

How do I complain on a boy coming to marriage with me without my involvement despite no connection with him though he had an illegal affair?

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How would you feel about your husband allowing a mutual friend to see you naked and exposed to show off your pussy?

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Goldfinger

How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

From Russia With Love

How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?

-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd